As the holidays approach, I've come to realize my true specialty in life. Losing everything. And it is always important stuff. And instantaneously.
After the house sitter from hell, I was suddenly paranoid that some hooligan stole my passport. I mean, how else do 17 year olds get away with buying alcohol??
I had left my passport on my desk and I swear to god I cleared it like three separate times and it wasn't there. But somehow, last night, when I just barely glanced at my desk, it was sticking out from the pile of crap. Like..what the hell?
So that was nice..but strange. I also finally got my new driver's license in the mail last night. Guess what I literally just lost? My drivers license. HOW?? WHAT IS MY LIFE???
And as a final "lets make you feel crazy, Micaylah" from the universe, I put a dog blanket on one of the dogs I was house sitting on Sunday before I left him in the kennel and went to dinner. When I came back, it was gone. Just gone. Not even shreds of a blanket somewhere?? I'm losing my mind.
I lose stuff all the time. And then find it. Except for the stuff that I lose and it NEVER turns up.
ReplyDeleteYikes i know what you mean I'm constantly misplacing things. Glad you found the passport!
ReplyDeleteI am great at doing stuff. I frequently have to re-purchase something and then I'll find the original.
ReplyDeleteOh man, I go through phases like this. I'll just lose everything all at once... SO FRUSTRATING.
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely not alone in this. Especially when I clean the house, especially my room, or my tack area. When it's a mess, I can find anything in like 10 seconds, but then I clean it and I seem to lose sense of where everything is... Dun dun duuuuunnnnn... That is pretty interesting about the dog blanket though. Creepy...
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