|Ries has a red ribbon in his tail because as a former racehorse he doesn't like horses up his ass|
|My helmet gave me a glorious mushroom head|
|Hello blond hair and babyface|
|The most glorious of all cottage cheese butts|
|I think my face says it all|
I'm going to stop there. I don't have much more to say, I mean I'm truly speechless, lol. Let's hope after four years I grew out of my awkward phase. And da chubs too (I say as I am drinking coffee and eating a muffin).