|C'mon Vermont give me some of this!|
Step 1) Sign up horse that hasn't been ridden since last summer and had lameness issues.
Step 2) Ride him a few times and decide he is to be retired.
|Pls canter like normal horse|
Step 4) Acquire TB that was a brat to ride last year and hasn't been saddled since last fall.
|What is this foreign language|
Step 6) Attempt to calm yourself two days before the clinic by telling yourself he will surprise you and be a saint
|Pls be good|